You joke but I would kill for a new Kirby Air Ride game.
You wouldn't believe my disappointment when they had a Nintendo Direct years ago and threw a "one more thing" at the end which opened with Kirby Air Ride music and Kirby riding in on the warp star, only for it to be a Smash Bros character reveal. The video they put on YouTube after the fact opened with the Smash logo, but it didn't during the Nintendo Direct.
I would also love a Kirby air ride game... But seeing how they did multiplayer-focused gamrs like Mario tennis and golf, I don't want today's Nintendo to make it, if that makes sense.