A short story

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I’m not crying, I’ve just been cutting onions

I’m making a lasagna

For one
- I'm sorry, Jon
  
  s̷̡̱̞͎͖̜̹̯̥̫̫̮͍̪͒̑͛̑̃̉͂̑͆͠͝͝ͅô̶̢͓͍̱̭͔̖̤͍͎̯̜̲̮̍̿͐̇̓͌́͘̕͝ ̴̗̭̰̥̥̺̩͓̾́̂̌̃̈̎͆͠͝͝ͅv̴̧͚͚͚̠̭̭͇̿́̎͝ͅe̷̢̛̹͖̻̠̹͖͉̬̲̻̰̹͊̔̋̋͘̕͝r̸̖͚̝͊y̷̧̛̼͔͚̞̳͔͛̊̃̋̎͝͝ͅ ̴̧̛̲͈͔̞̠̺͈̳̦̆̀͗͑̅̐͑s̴̨̨̧̮͔̱̼̹̫͉̝͉͕͎͑́͆ǫ̴̛̛͕̞̱̭̺̠̻̤̯̏̕ͅȑ̷̦̫̭͜r̶̰̯͕͔̤̩̤͐ẏ̸̬̳̬͍͇̭̀͗̀̌͋̾͘̚
- Now I'm also sad that I don't have lasagna 🥺
Is this loss?
- how is this loss?
  
  The completely unoriginal just say that whenever they see four panels.
  
  Some of them even have the nerve to think ten year old irony makes it funny.
- God damn it.
  
  Do you not know what loss is? This ain't it.
A sad story :(
Me and my whole friends group
- Stop crushing on your friends, start hitting on them.
  
  All of them.

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