I would like to apologize to all of our wizard comrades for my cruel and hurtful words the other day
I would like to apologize to all of our wizard comrades for my cruel and hurtful words the other day
What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.
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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?
12 0 ReplyWe drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard.
9 0 ReplyYou were supposed to drink their blood?
I must've misread something in the manual...
Oh. Wrong book.
5 0 ReplyHi wizard, im people on drugs
6 0 ReplyBat!
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Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would've been a Hufflepuff
15 0 ReplyI accept your apology but I don't know the frog to human spell
35 0 ReplyThat spells pretty basic u just gotta make out with it. Make sure its the right frog tho dont wanna make that mistake again.
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Have you tried offending the council of frog wizards?
16 0 ReplyI'm a wizard in so much as I'm a 30+ yo virgin, don't worry you'll animorph soon
24 0 Replyproud of you citizen, we award you this
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But you're cuter now!
24 0 ReplyYou are just saying that because as an owl froggy frank looks like a nice meal.
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Do not do that. That is captain ginyu body switched
15 0 Reply9 0 ReplyHot Take: Wizards are bourgeoise of the magical world - born with raw power and lording it over good witches. Obviously Warlocks are petit bourgeoise/class traitors, literally selling their soul (in some cases) for the power of a patron.
Also I am once again requesting we call them Burghers cause I can fucking spell that. (have genuinely made posts about this over the years, it never goes well but I'm right)
16 0 ReplyHuman to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild's rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.
Your transgression will go on record.
10 0 ReplyAh, the life of a frog, that's the life for me.
12 0 ReplyWizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately
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