I would like to apologize to all of our wizard comrades for my cruel and hurtful words the other day
I would like to apologize to all of our wizard comrades for my cruel and hurtful words the other day
What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.
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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?
We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard.
You were supposed to drink their blood?
I must've misread something in the manual...
Oh. Wrong book.
Hi wizard, im people on drugs
Bat!
Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would've been a Hufflepuff
I accept your apology but I don't know the frog to human spell
That spells pretty basic u just gotta make out with it. Make sure its the right frog tho dont wanna make that mistake again.
Have you tried offending the council of frog wizards?
I'm a wizard in so much as I'm a 30+ yo virgin, don't worry you'll animorph soon
proud of you citizen, we award you this 
But you're cuter now!
You are just saying that because as an owl froggy frank looks like a nice meal.
Do not do that. That is captain ginyu body switched
Hot Take: Wizards are bourgeoise of the magical world - born with raw power and lording it over good witches. Obviously Warlocks are petit bourgeoise/class traitors, literally selling their soul (in some cases) for the power of a patron.
Also I am once again requesting we call them Burghers cause I can fucking spell that. (have genuinely made posts about this over the years, it never goes well but I'm right)
Human to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild's rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.
Your transgression will go on record.
Ah, the life of a frog, that's the life for me.Wizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately
