Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus
Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus
The icy moon Miranda is the latest satellite in our solar system to spark hope in the search for life beyond Earth.
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Wet, I can understand. But cold?
It is pretty close to where the sun doesn't shine.
Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower
Things I never realized being a straight man
Let me help every woman you'll sleep with going forward, then. Don't just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it's where you need to sleep. Lol.
Also don't get it in their hair, it's a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won't have to worry about it where to end. They won't mind swallowing so much
Lmao. I'm an old man with a kid and a committed GF. We always have something to take care of it. But thanks for the PSA.
Why would you not just shower afterwards?
Not always an option. What if you've just been fucked in a field? There's no shower. Or more likely, the handicap stall at a Walmart halfway between your houses because neither of you can host, and you live 2 hours apart
maybe it's a windy day