Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?
Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?
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That first picture really does look computer rendered. I'm still not entirely sure it isn't.
That's kinda impressive.
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I think they edited a picture of it in the middle of the day to have all the lights on, then they shopped that photo onto a generic sunset photo and thus the lightings all wonky like a late 90's video game.
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I kinda feel bad for whomever is selling this — it looks like it was probably their dream home.
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Fisherman's castle, "considered iconic by some"
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The picture on that site is terrible too - it's hidden behind a tree!
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I will become the Wizard Lord of Fisher Price Keep!
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I actually kind of like the idea of using a folly as a vacation property, but with that location it’ll be completely uninsurable due to hurricane risk and low elevation.
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If it can withstand attacks by dragons, some weather will not be an issue.
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If Harrenhall couldn’t withstand dragons, no way the fisherman’s castle would.
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They just hired the same painter every landlord uses.
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Nail holes? Black mold? Functioning power outlets? Nothing a nice inch thick coat of matte white latex can't fix!
Fun fact, I moved into an apartment once where the landlord had painted the inside of the tub/shower combo to cover the lime scaling. You know what's really slippery when wet, turns out? Latex paint. You know what bubbles up and chips off after a few months of being intermittantly sprayed with hot water and stepped on? Latex paint. So dumb, so pointlessly dangerous. Had to put down traction pads in my damn shower so I didn't break my tailbone or crack my skull. And by the time I moved out, the tub was like 90 percent unpainted anymore and looked a damn mess. Dumb.
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the amount of dust under that throne...
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Is it over-use of Photoshop or really bad HDR?
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Yes
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There is a bright future for you at Foxtons.
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Tbh the worst part is the regular house and camper next door breaking whatever chance at illusion they started with.
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It's so tacky some of their photos turned into thumbnails
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Yes, but not that one. I always loved Floop's castle in Spy Kids. I dunno if there's a name for that style of architecture, but sculpted interiors and exteriors make me very happy.
Honestly, more people should embrace "theme park houses". Make life interesting, yanno?
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I can absolutely say I want to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI. Just..probably not this specific one.
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Between the trailer homes and the boats trailers https://maps.app.goo.gl/PMBu6WcuQTDKRUHp8
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And on basically no land at all. You know the person who did this doesn't believe in climate change, who else would bother?
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I pass this on my way to/from work. Not surprised to see it here
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It looks like a toilet bowl. A huge toilet bowl.
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Is... is it floating?
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Or am I?
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Woah this looks amazing!
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Jokes on you, that throne is just a photo stretched across a box
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That first picture looks like something out of a dream, holy shit
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Duh? Who hasn't!
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