Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Spoiler image for the super impatient:

Absolutely spectacular.

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And it comes with a throne!

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Only a cool half million.

Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.

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Even the bathroom- chandelier.

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https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/

I don't care how many people were murdered there!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-S-Mountain-Ave-Monrovia-CA-91016/21583268_zpid/

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/monrovia-home-crushed-by-fallen-tree-is-up-for-sale/

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/terriblerealestateagentphotos/760540054784540672

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It's bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this "house" is probably miserable.

Full listing: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/80-Western-Ave-Morristown-NJ-07960/39461740_zpid/?

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/terriblerealestateagentphotos/754829508738269184?source=share

Front:

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Back:

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Games room:

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Cheap at twice the price.

This is where you put your victims' bodies on display:

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This is where you keep the ones you don't put on display:

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3232-Windsor-Ave-S-Kansas-City-MO-64123/2056459237_zpid/?

Found this delight on Rightmove today!

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Elegance personified.....

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Coco Chanel would have loved to see her logo on a toilet lid

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I think there's a fridge freezer in the bedroom???

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I don't know what this thing is

Subtle decor innit?

I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

can be used as a bunker at war

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17214-Jonas-Hill-Ln-SE-Rainier-WA-98576/2057666191_zpid/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3gwxZUo3L4D9RuBzb-uilNtpQVR_Lr5ZeufxJ4X0J6IEBPg0ye08Qscc8_aem_AaavXk_P1QA2ylH1YLU-pXyYx-EeUuzu8CoA9SkWSDCo7S3Iu0j_pjW2o73v3N69Eob4waKPiSJYMYA0WmuK1o5V

A promising description:

> Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch

Would you dare to request a tour?

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To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.

Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240314035648/https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26607396/1865-e-7th-avenue-prince-rupert

https://www.funda.nl/koop/verkocht/workum/appartement-42108129-lieuwe-klazes-leane-3/

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/8743376

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> Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done? > > Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs. > > Contractor: say no more.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-Jericho-Ave-NE-Renton-WA-98059/2064096887_zpid/