The Onion @midwest.social RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works 2 wk. ago

Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning

theonion.com Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning

PALM BEACH, FL—In a five-minute phone call that both campaigns described as largely cordial, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly called Vice President Kamala Harris Wednesday morning to congratulate himself on winning. “Madame Vice President, I want to be the first to congratulate myself on runn...

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This so stupidly believable.
I didn't click through to the article.....

But I totally ate the onion
The 🧅 will be the torch of liberty and sanity in the dark days ahead, even more than it already has been.
Everything goes to shit, but at least the memes will be good...
they should make a article where the proud boys are disappointed that they can't start a civil war kver the result now