Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
www.theonion.com Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual a...
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Can Onion stop writing actual news? It seems like a slippery slope to some really wacky reality ... I mean wackier (like "Earth's welcoming committee headbutts the first alien delegation to come to Earth, war imminent").
Dressing like a perv and stringing together pseudo intellectual word salads.