Was Beast watching them bone while pretending to read a book? Or is the sound of boning in the distance like white noise that helps him concentrate on what he's reading?
69 0 ReplyOh my god I'm an idiot, that's Beast. I thought Wolverine just decapitated Sonic for some reason.
82 2 ReplyI love your version of the X-Men and their crossovers more
23 1 ReplyThat's some fanfic I wanna read lol
13 2 ReplyBased on the upvotes, it seems the internet (or this tiny corner of it anyway) thought you were onto something
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I think he has enhanced hearing, so maybe he just got used to it in general?
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Why doesn't she say, "it belongs to my teddy bear, look next to the bed!" This has got to be a parody of the cinema trope where characters choose not to give the easy explanation that would solve the problem instantly
48 5 ReplyNot to mention that wolverines sense of smell would have immediately been able to tell the difference between a teddy bear hair and Beast's hair
27 1 ReplyWell plot twist: It was Beasts hair.
8 0 ReplyYep he would have been able to smell him outside the window watching too
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This shit is exactly why I can't watch "romantic" comedies. Too many of them solely rely on stupid misunderstandings like that.
20 0 ReplyHere's his chance to explain!
"Mary, wait!
Mary!
Mary!
Mary!
Mary!
Wait!"
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She secretly wanted Beast to die, the teddy bear was part of the set up.
It all started when she heard a Joe Rogan podcast that suggested that the anti-mutant government was only going after non-human-looking mutants and that they would bring down the price of eggs by purging them all.
2 0 ReplyDirected by Michael Bay
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IKR? But I mean the guy was outside watching them, forget the blue hair
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Beast seems pretty chill for having recently been decapitated.
36 0 Reply"That all ya got, Bub?"
"Ah well, as my mother liked to always say, 'no use losing your head in tough situations'"
or
"To paraphrase the bard Shakespeare, 'To be or not to be, that is the -headed'" then wryly chuckles as his life fades
13 0 ReplyShe seems more annoyed than shocked that Wolverine just killed Beast, which also means this happens quite frequently.
8 0 ReplyHe's a mutant. Maybe it grows back in a second.
Too bad there isn't some manual explaining all superpowers that will be shipped with you.
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25 0 ReplyIf it was the cheating case then don't you think he should have beheaded her too? She's equally responsible for such an act.
20 4 ReplyThat's a bit too fair and progressive for a hothead like Logan
3 0 ReplyDid you miss that teddy bear on floor?
4 16 ReplyI saw that. I'm talking about another situation that's why I said "if it was..."
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Logan should've veen able to smell the hair.
5 0 ReplyThat's gonna be an awkward team scrum
2 0 ReplyWho is the artist? Perry Bible fellowship?
1 0 ReplySo embarrassing
1 0 ReplyPedo Wolverine
1 3 Replybased.
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