How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Relevant rare SFW Oglaf

Man, he got ripped off, he had to do 10 years of practice AND he sold his soul.

Everyone has this devil in them, far fewer are willing to make the deal with it.

Obligatory Father Ted reference: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=uoT88hRmpnE / https://youtu.be/uoT88hRmpnE