2mo ago

I'm not sure what voodoo went on in the latest upgrade, but site reliability is way up now

7 days of 100% uptime, and response times down across the board. Very nice!

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It was a ritual that involved 2 interns, 4 rolls of duct tape, a VHS copy of s2e2 3's Company, a 9-iron, and a Costco sized barrel of mayo. All other details are highly confidential.
- You forgot about the tickle me Elmo with Garfield's face and the maracas.
  
  We also had to send a pizza to Emperor's PO box.