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  • Flash Gordon.

    Ah aaaaaah! He'll stand for everyone of us! Fight for everyone one of us!

    Do you yearn for the times where a blonde beef cake becomes the greatest warrior in the universe because... football? The costumes, sets and Queen soundtrack make the movie beautiful. But the only loosely coherent plot and baffingly suggestive erotica themes firmly make it a bad movie. A fun one tho!

    • Every time I watch that movie I wonder how it got made. The elevator pitch for it is terrible. The story is corny and confusing, and it’s so unnecessarily expensive. The cast, sets, and costumes are all so over the top for something so campy. Apparently it only made back 80% of its $35M budget in the box office (Empire Strikes Back came out the same year with a $23M budget).

      It really shouldn’t exist and there’s nothing quite like it. I think I love it for that reason alone.

  • A recent one: Ernest Saves Christmas

    Almost every line of this movie gets quoted around my house all year.

  • You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

  • Street Fighter.

    It's rubbish. Terrible script. Half the cast can't act.

    But then Raul Julia basically saves the whole thing by turning it into a pantomime. He knows he's in a shit movie. He's literally dying. But he's going to have fun and so are you.

  • John Dies at the End, one of my favorite books and the movie is a trainwreck but I can't get enough of it. Used to put it on to fall asleep to.

    The Big Sleep, it was a Raymond Chandler noir dimestore pulp detective book about a pornography ring with a movie released under the most restrictive censorship rules ever so it became a complete mess with huge plot holes and a mostly disorienting story. It's terrible but Bogart and Bacall are really enjoyable to watch with some memorable lines. Trigger warning she has a light-hearted song in a casino about domestic abuse that is insane.

    I'm also a sucker for Halloween, resident evil, and underworld series that are all terrible movies in their own ways but a lot of fun to watch.

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