To turn the light off/on
How can she slap?
To create sound waves.
To prove our superiority in grace over sea lions, who also can clap, but not as gracefully
We're smashing the invisible fairies that otherwise might whisk away talented people.
We clap the slate to make sure the sound is in cynic with the picture. It’s more of a tradition now that we have time code.
My sound is always that of a cynic.
I’m not correcting that typo.
Because we forget to buy condoms.
I came here to make a Gonorrhea joke but you beat me off to it.
Those cheeks aren’t going to clap themselves
to propagate.
To show dominance over the T-Rex
To make sure our ears still work.
Because causing pain to ourselves is a sign of gratitude to those we directing the gesture towards.
Cup your hand
Because we lost our voice
Excitement
