You can't just do this

Holy fuck did we finally sell Florida? I wonder what sucker bought it.

https://southernmostpointwebcam.com/ We have an imposter!

This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

I would say that it's unexpected...but it is Florida
- I'm watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you're reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he's not watching, and starts swimming away.
  
  Now she's completely out of sight and he's just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he's given up on life. And he's finished his beer. There's nothing left.
  
  Edit: ohhhh she's skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.
- There's a fun bingo game called "sloppy joes bingo" (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.
  
  Lots of fun to be had at parties.
That's the new guy. Old guy's being driven home after he got plastered at the retirement party. RIP, I hardly knew ye (I live in Canada, lol).

Holy shit, a meme that isn't a shitty political take!

I know, right? God I am so done with arguing about how (or who gets) to decide what kind of society we live in. I just want to talk about OpenTTD, Star Citizen and pics of Lego builds.
- Finally. A meme campaign I can get behind. Show your support by contributing $5 to the Lego/Tycoon 2024 campaign.
Not wanting a hot take

ilovethebomb

Pick one
- It's a Dr Strangelove reference.

The magnetic poles are realigning! It's headed to Maine!

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

Mexican expansionism

"Manifest deez nuts" - Mexico, probably.

And Cuba is hot on its tail to keep the 90 mile claim true.

Any reports of a rabbit with a saw near the Georgia border?

But but…think of all Key West tourists lined up for their selfies!

Just preparing for climate change.

Does anyone else see the giant mannequins behind it?

I thought those were people and was very confused.

Wait, I-95 runs all the way to Maine. Has the Earth's magnetic field reversed? They've been talking about it for awhile now. What do you know, Truckerman?

If that were true, all the airport runways would need to have their runways numbers changed ASAP... with the exception of Canada's runways, as they changed theirs to follow true north and not magnetic north.