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3mo ago

Washing machine 🤤

Stolen from a repost of a repost of the stolen repost.

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M. Knight Shamalan plot twist: they only bang on the washing machine
- If they're lesbians that's not unrealistic.
  Edit: I just noticed "this dudes dick"
  
  I'm disappointed that you remembered to use quotes in your edit.
  
  Feminine penis
- "Help step-brother, I'm stuck in the washing machine."

Lol this reads like a 4chan greentext.
- You're telling me this is fake and gay? Cause that's at least half correct
- Its too realistic tho
  
  Not really, the apartment floorplan likely has the washer/dryer hookups in the same spot so they can keep the water lines and dryer exhaust together. Doesn't make much sense to have them all scattered about
  
  not realistic enough, unless they always used the speedrun setting on their washing machine, most cycles are 2 hours or more

hey, whatever helped you jerked off.

We do not kink shame here.
- Nobody's shaming anyone. To each their own

Stupid sexy washing machine!

And from that day on, the dude now keeps his fleshlight duct taped to his washing machine.

A reddit classic.

Set it on “waterproofs” for some Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend level nasty

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