Explain this, humankind

I can't read these comics without being reminded of a character in Community reading "Warren Piece"

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

It’s so interesting to see reactions of horror triggered by a mention of kindness suddenly putting one’s own actions into perspective.

More like "what didn't we do?"

Am I right?

A press conference with aliens? I don't think so. They'll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground

I feel I've seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

If y'all think Jesus is so good you should meet his hermanito lupe.

There's a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you've all but proven that God exists.

Lol

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

Yeah, but wait until you hear what these green guys did to Santa.

We killed God. And we'd do it again if given the chance.

If Jesus were to show up on an alien planet would He be incarnate as an alien

Explanation: humans suck

Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.

It's the fedi here, why only link their bluesky when they have a Mastodon and a website?