I need some alone time

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Neil deGrasse Tyson.
- He’ll be back in a few years to remind us again, just in case we forgot.
  
  And each time the tweet gets shorter. Eventually he'll have no choice but to use emojis.
  
  I'm under the assumption that when he isn't posting to social media, he's attempting to kiss himself in a mirror somewhere other than his lips.
- What the actual fuck?
- Just an fyi for you guys.
Wouldn't this be "autosexual"?
- Usually yes, but that term could be confused with car-specific mechaphilia.
  
  Involving dragons?
- Well, technically.
shouldn't everyone be sexually attracted to themselves?
- C'mon, I have higher standards than that.

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