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2mo ago

Banana rules

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I’m a millennial. We only eat the bananus.
- I'm gen z. We're too broke to eat bananas :(
  
  I'm between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-
  
  It's a banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Something a little odd about something telling me how to eat it in a literal way
- /c/vore

Funny, but this is opposite. The drawings head is the bananus. You hold it by the handle and open the square end.
Everyone should learn this earlier.
- Maybe it's not a handle but the zip pull. 💭
  
  For reference: https://stellinamarfa.com/fruits/what-is-the-correct-end-to-open-a-banana/

I ate the bananus once and now I eat ass. It could happen to you

I peel the banana from the other end so the bananus is at the top. It tastes different that way.
- I split mine in two. It's easy but makes you look like a badass. A banana splitting badass.

It's actually the banussy
- bapacka balunch!

Why

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You can eat the skin --- it makes a good vegan pulled pork base (lots of recipes online).

That's literally the first part I eat
- I'm also proud that I eat banan-ass.

I don't eat Bananas at all.

Worst mistake of my life

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