We used to have REAL ART around here. This modern smut is the result of the Spartan Agenda in our schools. They're grooming the youth!
We used to live in a society
With REAL Bronze Age tools
Not like these kids nowadays
Scurrying around
Like fancy Iron Age fools
We built all of this with rocks. All those metal things are just a passing fad.
The older works are abstract, a lot more creative. If I wanted to see something hyperrealistic I'd look at a real human !!!
Look up Cycladic sculpture, it's earlier than all of these yet very modern looking. Was a huge inspiration to artists like Picasso and Brancusi.
That last one is the face you make when you poop but get a splash on your butt
Poseidons smooch!