Your children badly need milk meant for a completely different animal or their bones will crumble away in to dust!
Don't worry we're putting more cheese on literally everything and will force feed your children so much milk they'll be 70% lactose by grade 8.
We're not stopping at cheese burgers or pizza on school lunches oh no. We're putting cheese INSIDE the crust of the pizza. It's going to be starchy and gross but you'll eat it you fat mother fucker. CHEEEEEEESE.