If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?
If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?
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Maria End
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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
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Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
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Joke Dave boss Pope 🤣 Hook hand man car door
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secretlyaddictedtodick
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I'd go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like... Biggus Dickus
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What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
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He has a wife you know.
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Hugh Jdisappointment
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A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
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My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I'm a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
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Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
"I'm as hard as a diamond" "Dont bite this diamond" "This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure"
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I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
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"Diamonds are forever" and "Diamonds are a woman's best friends" are interesting catch phrases too
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Is this Jack Ruby's lemmy account?
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Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
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Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
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Dixon Cider
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Tommy Cordero
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Too Many Pancakes.
Because I'm fat but flat.
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Fair lmao
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Chode Loadington
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And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
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The Jimmy the Jizzler
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Ugot Badtaste
If you're watching me then you definitely do. Lol
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^^
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Yerma Ther
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Jim Rob
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Rock Hardman
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A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
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The Simpson.
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Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
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Tom Bots
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Phil McKraken
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Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya
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Mickey Mouth
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Bukkake Bill
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I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
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Nano Soft
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Jon Reremy
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Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
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Jared 832N County. Sexy
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Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
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Francisco 22...
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Ghonna Reah.
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Average Richard
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That One Guy.
"Ugh why is That One Guy suddenly in all the porn? He really ruins it!"
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Two-Tone Malone?
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Nice Cockbra
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D O N G
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George Washington Lemon Fresca
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Tunacan Pete
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Dragon Dong
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Dragon Ballz D
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Silky Johnson
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Dru Peacock
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Diablito Diablo
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Huge Ackman
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Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.
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Gregor Samson
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Busting balkaner
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Steve Nippel (in a certain dialect of Dutch this not so mysteriously means 'stiff nipple')
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G Hitman
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Curly McDick
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My wifes name is a little...'exotic', and she's accidentally had it mistaken for a stripper name before XD
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Buzz Killington
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One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/_m2X3uuayKg
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Richard McGusherblaster
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Id use my real first name but then disguise my identity by using johnson as a last name.
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