The kind of parents every 2000s gamer kid wished to have

Hehe, I remember my daughter around that age loved to watch me play bioshock. She called it "the hand game". Hope watching me harvest all those little sisters didn't affect her in any way.... I also used to set her up on top of my base with a sniper rifle and a mountain of ammo and let her takes care of blood moon hordes in 7 days to die.