What is your best joke about another state?
What is your best joke about another state?
This isn't the greatest ever, but here's mine:
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Iowa sucks!
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A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: "When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day."
The German replies: "Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once."
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If there is ever a tornado warning in Texas just head to the cowboys stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.
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I'm in a constant state of Missouri.
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Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.
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Wait, I thought we were doing jokes here, not straight up facts?! 😂
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Did you hear about the stupidest Ohioan?
He moved to Kentucky and raised the IQ in both states.
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A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?
B: Idaho. Alaska.
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That's terrible and I love it
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Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.
A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?
B: Idaho?
A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay
Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.
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To add a pun on the op...
Why does the Mississippi flow south?
Because Missouri sucks and Iowa blows!
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What's the difference between New York and Los Angeles?
One is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living, and the other is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
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and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees
Lol. My two favorite MLB teams are the one I grew up watching (having lived in many parts of their media market), and whoever is playing the Yankees.
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Similarly:
Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?
A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!
Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.
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Q: What happened when the smartest Texan moved to Oklahoma?
A: It lowered the average IQ of both states.
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Alabama
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Did you know that New Mexico got its name before Mexico did?
It's not a joke it's actually just a fun fact.
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"There's only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don't look like cattle to me."
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