When you forget that you hired THEM because you weren't skilled enough to do it yourself

So their standard hourly rate is $100, but for $75 more they'll teach you how to do it? That might not be a bad deal, depending on the task, and how frequently you'll need to do it in future. Even if you had to go to the super delux "do it while I watch" option to really get to grips with it, it might be worth it.

Those quotes are even funnier if you change the context :)

I don't get the "intent" of the quotes at all. Anyone have any idea?