Sadge
Sadge
Sadge
Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?
why are they so mean what did he do
Lazing around
well that's not acceptable in this economy
He wasn't very bright
poor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called
The justification given was incoherent.
Automation took it's job.
this is so sad i will make a post on !chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world raising awareness
https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back
He made someone look directly into his beam.
Lost it's job to AI
Artificial Illumination
Artificial Immolation
Supervillain origin story if I've ever heard one
Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it's not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
That's a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
I know he'll prove those guys wrong some day
Skillset too specialized. He'll never get another job in that field.
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Can't be that powerful if they just like that got fired
Well yeah, clearly because all this time he's been a massive fraud! He's clearly a tampon in disguise
I'MA FIRIN' A mediocre employee