Don't do it

Untitled Goose Game: Goose holding knife. "Peace was never an option"

Don’t duck with me, duck after me

My phone autocorrects normal words to curse words.

My phone auto corrects “kill” i was quoting a movie and it was correcting me. Same with “nazi” or “suicide”. Who is this helping? What is being gained by auto correcting those words?

Worse when I mean to type 'duck' in a family chat and it autocorrect to 'fuck'.

Tip: if you disable the swear word filter in your phone's keyboard app this won't happen

One of my proudest moments was when i got my phone to start autoreccomeding fuck and motherfucker a few years ago

“The next fool that opens their mouth gets the butter knife!”

My phone autocorrects "shit" to "this" most annoying shit possible lmao

This really quacked me up.