Spicy Candy
Spicy Candy
24 comments
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When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.
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I wonder if he knew from not listening to his Dad.
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I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
My stomach's itchy.
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At least you helped a gastroenterologist expand his children's trust funds?
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Once in a lifetime experience
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and you may ask yourself, what does this candy taste like?
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And you may ask yourself "Where is the nearest hospital?"
[Chorus]
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Smell it. 90% of the flavours we perceive are smells.
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Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.
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Free? Someone's never had to install the stuff.
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You don't hang out in the attic at house parties?
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Even the dude installing it had to wear a mask, so he’s not tempted to eat any.
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"Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn."
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This is misinformation. He's clearly harvesting the tender housemeat
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Upvote for housemeat reference.
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Spicy cotton candy
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This is highly misleading, some walls just have cellulose and it tastes horrible.
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