Nutritional Guidelines
Nutritional Guidelines
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Those are very low calorie owls
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I don't feel like the swords picture is accurate... that looks like way more than 400 calories worth of swords...
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Went on a crazy ride finding a definitive answer. Just counting the metal parts, zero calories... But Its possible the leather wrap on the handle could add up to 400
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Yeah, I mean, considering that those really look more like dirks or something, if it was real swords with leather-covered handles, my instinct is that #1: 400 calories would be more than one sword and #2: you would be dead before you could expend those calories. Did your research confirm that? I may need to take that research ride too.
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IDK, how are we counting? Digestible calories? I don't think you are getting much energy from any amount of swords that you can fit in your stomach.
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Its amount generated after touching antimatter
The stomach is extremely small
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Well, I mean, that was kind of my point, I guess. Steel is clearly not digestible, but as the other commenter indicated, the leather on the hilts would be... sorta. And if we are talking logic here, is that a giant's stomach, or are those tiny swords? Aren't there other names for tiny swords? Like, dagger?
The more I look at this image, the more I'm just shaking my damn head.
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The Sword Eating Magician is an outlier and should not be counted.
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I'll stick to the oil, thanks. Maybe the chicken. Anything bigger and it just slides out that side hole! Talk about wasted calories.
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Eat enough cheese and nothing will just slide out of that hole.
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I find existential horror just doesn't fill me up. If anything, it makes me want to eat more.
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You have to make sure you get the whole-grain existential horror: that refined horror stuff they are selling to kids these days is just empty calories.
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Truly, it's the existential horror that really keeps me going :')
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