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Air Force launches unarmed nuclear missile from Vandenberg overnight, lands near Marshall Islands

www.latimes.com Air Force launches unarmed nuclear missile from Vandenberg overnight, lands near Marshall Islands

Californians were able to look to the sky to see an unarmed missile as the Air Force launched the Minuteman III from Vandenberg base.

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The Air Force launched an unarmed missile from Vandenberg Space Force Base overnight, in a demonstration of the readiness of the U.S. nuclear arsenal.
The Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile was launched from the Santa Barbara County base around 1 a.m. Wednesday. The goal is to “demonstrate the readiness of U.S. nuclear forces and provide confidence in the lethality and effectiveness of the nation’s nuclear deterrent,” according to the Air Force Global Strike Command. The country has performed more than 300 similar tests in the past.

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These fucking headlines.
Hey LA Times, how about
“Air Force conducts routine unarmed test launch of ballistic missile”
or something similar that doesn’t make me panic and think “wtf have these circus clowns done now?” Plenty of “shit-your-pants” scary headlines happening just now, no need to make up new ones just for the clicks.
- Exactly! When they exaggerate the normal it makes the crazy shit become normal too!
  
  That's the purpose.
- I suspect that the LA Times is not going to get as many clicks your way, and I bet that the article authors get evaluated on the clicks they generate.

if they are unarmed, how are they nuclear missles?
- Well they aren’t built for delivering edible arrangements.
  
  Not with that attitude…
  
  I mean, you can probably stick whatever you want in there.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_mail
  In 1959 the U.S. Navy submarine USS Barbero assisted the Post Office Department, predecessor to the United States Postal Service (USPS), in its search for faster mail transportation, with the only delivery of "Missile Mail". On 8 June 1959, Barbero fired a Regulus cruise missile – its nuclear warhead having earlier been replaced by two Post Office Department mail containers – targeted at the Naval Auxiliary Air Station at Naval Station Mayport in Florida. The Regulus cruise missile was launched with a pair of Aerojet-General 3KS-33,000 solid-rocket boosters. A turbojet engine sustained the long-range cruise flight after the boosters were dropped. Twenty-two minutes after launch, the missile struck its target.
  The USPS had officially established a branch post office on Barbero and delivered some 3000 pieces of mail to it before Barbero left Norfolk, Virginia. The mail consisted entirely of commemorative postal covers addressed to President of the United States Dwight Eisenhower, other government officials, the Postmasters General of all members of the Universal Postal Union, and so on, from United States Postmaster General Arthur E. Summerfield. Their postage (four cents domestic, eight cents international) had been cancelled "USS Barbero Jun 8 9.30am 1959" before the submarine put to sea. At Mayport, the Regulus missile was opened and the mail forwarded to the post office in Jacksonville, Florida, for sorting and routing.
  
  In a just world, they would be.

Militaries test their readiness? You're shitting me.

In other news, US are condemning North Korea for launching a ballistic missile.
- i was getting KIM ROCKET man vibes. much like china and russia parading thier military. with top gun encouraging more recruitment, i wonder what happens once trump's admin guts part of the military budget for himself.

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