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schizoidman @lemm.ee

2mo ago

Australian woman admits trying to sell human toes online

Australian woman admits trying to sell human toes online – DW – 03/17/2025

A former animal shelter worker in the state of Victoria has confessed to trying to sell human toes recovered from dog vomit.

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“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon-with nail polish”
- Came here to post this quote. Well done.

Once again the government chokes out the free market ^/s

She hires auto wrecking services as delivery drivers. They have their own toe trucks.
- Ba-dum-tish!