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I have this theory that every time I get blackout drunk I shift into a new universe. Hear me out. Every time this happens:
- I wake up in an unknown location with no recollection of how I got there.
- People and relationships seem to have been dramatically altered.
- Events do not align with historical memory of how they occurred.
15 0 ReplyThat’s the most likely explanation, so that must be it.
6 0 ReplyGetting blackout drunk is a form of time travel as well as teleportation.
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So I don't have to go to work now?
11 0 ReplyWell yes, but only because you can never leave work
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Finally.
8 0 ReplyI'm actually okay with that.
6 0 ReplyJoke's on you, time has always collapsed.
3 0 Replynot again!
1 0 ReplyIt's about time.
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