Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday
Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday
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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday
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Oh, course we need a giant military parade to honor Dear Leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans' suicide hotline.
Thank you Dear Leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.
I look forward to our new tradition of yearly military parades for Dear Leader.
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I LOVE reading This Headline because it Reminds me that I LOVE how they Cut my Social Security to Afford THIS!
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He does enough shit that we don't need to make shit up. Social security benefits have not been cut.
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Still not fascist, Jon?
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Where are you Jon?
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Sounds Russian
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Da
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Friendly reminder to literally everyone in that parade: you swore an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic.
So go ahead, put on your dress costume and walk around a giant circle as per Agent Orange's orders. But if during the pony show the opportunity presents to do your fucking job, we're begging you to do your fucking job!
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If enough protesters show up they would have a really hard time maintaining a 4-mile perimeter, just sayin
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The Trump Triumph
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_triumph
Trump will be wearing orangeface for the ceremony.
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Parade through Washington, assemble in front of the whitehouse; and open fire.
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