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FiveMacs @lemmy.ca

2mo ago

Make Bash Great Again!!

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Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"
- "Hmm"
  
  Concerning.
- Tracing...
  
  I'm on it, but my hard drive is overheating!!

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!
- Do not give them ideas

Ways to easily spot that this is fake:
not all letters are in CAPS
too much punctuation
message is too clear and not confusing enough
no racism
no scapegoat
- If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it's not him writing it
- no racism
  I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia

Make BASH born again
- Bourne…
  
  Born Again Bourne Again SHell..
  BABASH is arriving

If you want the joke decoded:
-e return immediately for some failed commands
-u throw an error for unset variables
-s non functional
-a everything is marked for export
- Are those exports tariffed?
  
  If everything is exported and the switch is -usa you wouldn't need tariffs though, right? Because exporting everything would close the trade deficit 🙊
  
  Yeah but they have been delayed for about 3 months

and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null
- I had to run this as a sudo, what does it
  
  it’s in the name.. it removes france
  
  in front of the command implies it should be ran as root
  $ would mean normal user like such:
  $ sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

I honestly think he would post something like this
- I don't think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.
  
  That's the only reason i don't think this is real
  
  It's thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals
- it went wrong when he asked a question and answered with probably.
  it would instead go straight to THE RADICAL LEFT WANTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BASH AMERICAN CITIZENS or something
  there's no room for questions or probabilities in fascism, things need to be certain, binary, simple, and scary.
- Too coherent.

- Most bash scripts are nasty, except for the most simple ones.
  In its defense, it's not a programming language.
  
  Tell that to programmers

Why set and not executive-order?

I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source
- Signal?
  
  Truth social

In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as "usa usa usa". Hey, here's an idea, let's just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.
- That's an aladeen idea!

Korn shell scripts get all the subsidizes anyways

trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

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