The OG Absolute Unit, for reference
The OG Absolute Unit, for reference
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Who is the OG absolute unit? Is he a royal bodyguard or something? I don't know the backstory.
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That is David Morgan-Hewitt. He was a friend of the queen and manages a fancy hotel, I can't remember which one. My wife has actually met him and reported he's even more enormous irl.
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He wanted to eat the queen so badly.
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It's impressive that he's capable of standing. I often wonder how ripped the legs of someone this obese would be if they instantly dropped all of their fat and loose skin.
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He's actually a quadriplegic with an atrophic body ... the bulk of his body is an elaborate machine that helps him to move around.
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I mean… the second half is a description of anyone, that’s what all our bodies are.
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Obviously on a day trip from the technodrome.
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Fucking craig
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