Horniess is the muse of innovation rule

I like the look of this place, honey. But why are there 5 smoke alarms in the bedroom?

My wife and I need a new bed, we pretty much just have a matress and box spring sitting on a metal frame.

I'm a drafter by trade. So I designed us a new bed, a sturdy one. It will have four posts, and it will have recessed tie downs built into it. The foot board will double as a set of stocks, and best of all the matress will be at just the right height.

And I learned that I shouldn't design bedroom furniture while horny.

Just hang a boxing bag there most of the time like a normal person

I'd be more surprised to see a smoke alarm in somebody's room.

am i too innocent to know what a sex swing is or why it exists??

I'm pretty sure it's sex sling...