GTA6 to use new “hyper immersive” technology. Todd Howard: “If you shit your pants in-game, you shit your pants in real life”
this already happens to me, though?
To get new pants you need to walk to a real store in your shit pants and buy a can of mountain dew, scan that barcode, shout the verification phrase "I did the dew!" and then you're able to change pants in game.
jokes on them, I'm always shitting my pants in real life and never in-game.
With this technology your character in game will shit their pants when that happens
I'm imagining the next version of Skyrim featuring a recreation of the drink a verification can greentext.
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