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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

1d ago

You might want to hose it off when you are done

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Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.
"Job's done, boss."

It's to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.
- Then it just turns into a silly water fight
  If you think it won't turn into a piss fight I have news for you.

That's what we call the "Handheld Bidet" for when you take a dump in the urinal

Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that. Idk if this is universal to all sects but my friends family has them.
- Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?
  
  Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands
- Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee on a pee pee.

That's so you can get a little drink well you pee.

So is this the famous 'bidet' I heard so much about?

I do, got one of those next one to my toilet and rinse my dick after peeing and after a wank. Don't like having a smelly dick
- Yeah, this would be great to have. Always good to have options.
- good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
- Preparing for bris?
  
  Something similar, yes.

Is it for Islamic people to wash their feet before ~~preying~~ praying?
- I suppose washing the scent off your feet could be an advantage when hunting. I've never thought about it before.
  
  Gosh I was confused for a moment.
  Praying != preying

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