Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy

They can "reserve the right" all they want, that's illegal where I live, and they sell their devices officially here. I'd love to see them trying to hold this stance in court - even Apple lost here over a similar issue, so go right ahead and try.

Pretty sure that's illegal in most parts of Europe. Checking the article it says that the policy has only been updated in the UK and the US.
Sucks to be a country without adequate consumer protection, I guess.

I'd like to say their legalese is written in a way that covers more ground in the US, the most litigious country in the world. I would imagine if this was taken to court, their lawyers would argue that "permanently unusable in whole or in part" includes a console serial ban from NSO, or argue that it's the user's fault for bricking the console when they attempted to mod it, and Nintendo is therefore not liable or obligated to fix it.
But between the UK-ToS and US-ToS, Nintendo just straight up tells Americans that they themselves are going to break your damn console if you do a thing they don't like. That is absolutely dystopian.

Fuck tinendo.

i mean if i had a specific nintendo console for pirated games, i wouldn't connect it to the internet

So a few years ago I wanted to play a Japanese version of a rhythm game that isn't available to purchase in the USA and decided to try my hand at modding my switch for this one game.
After(poorly) doing it, I wasn't able to play that game AND Nintendo bricked me. All my games on my switch that I purchased were unable to download or play anymore.
So I went and set out to mod my switch correctly.
Now if I actually wanted to give Nintendo money, they won't allow me to. So my only option from then on is to pirate.
They basically turned a potentially paying customer to a non paying customer.
- Next time just use a Switch emulator. Sudachi is a good one.
  You can even download Fitgirl Repacks of Switch titles that include the emulator already set up and ready to go. Literally just a one click install and you're playing.
- So, this is a basic security principle. If the system of access is too "secure" or too inconvenient, people will create workarounds.
  Need keys for all the doors every second of every day? You'll find duct tape on all the latches.
  Password is 15 characters and changes every 60 days? You're going to find post-its under keyboards.
  Spread all digital content across 8 streaming providers that cost about $180/y? Torrent time.
  Nintendo wants to brick users for trying to play an out of region game they paid for? They'll never pay again and will reverse engineering your shit out of spite.
  Same thing we saw with the music industry utterly failing to embrace internet distribution. Limewire and bearshare are their fucking lunch.
  When will they learn to just make access easy? People, generally, would rather pay than pirate but when you start making shit difficult, nobody wants to play your games anymore and you see massive losses.
  Meet your customers where they're at!
  
  Doesn't Xbox let you change your console's region in the settings?

I'm gonna pirate some Nintendo games just out of spite, really.

I've been pretty consistently buying Nintendo consoles, but I'm not buying this one. Not just because of this, but I challenge these assholes to brick the device I end up playing their games on.

i can't wait to pirate their new switch 2 games 🥰 its gonna be awesome.

At this point I'm surprised Nintendo still allows people to play their games at their own homes, and not exclusively in official Nintendo-branded Play Rooms that only exist in like 6 places outside Tokyo and costs $20/hr to rent.
- Don't give them any ideas

🏴‍☠️

At this point I want Switch 2 to flop so hard they go the way of the Sega and start licensing their IPs on other platforms, giving up on consoles. A shame, too, since their tech is little kid hand friendly and the PC market doesn't seem keen on tiny screen handhelds.
- i kind of want the steam deck to eat the switch and i really don't have a dog in the fight
  
  A steam deck lite would probably dominate, lol
- It's a nice thought, at least.

Damn, first they get shady patents and now this. They're really on a roll for being a pretty unethical company.
- They're the Disney of gaming, really.

or alternatively communicated: “You will own nothing and you will be happy”

Ah. So now we're merely 'licensing' physical hardware we paid for and have in our homes. right?
- You always have with Nintendo products. They have always had very aggressive licensing practices. In the early days they were more flexing them on developers, but it does not surprise me that in the wake of everyone telling them that modding and emulators can be explicitly legal that they would turn that particularly litigious aspect of their family friendly brand on the customers.
  
  Afaik not in Europe. But the details are probably messy.

I don't seem how threatening to brick a device is intended to help you sell more of them. Like I was seriously considering buying a Switch 2 even recently, but this is really the nail in the coffin. Why should I pay money for something that could stop working on their whims? Because it's not like these measures have been 100% accurate in the past.
- Because it's not like these measures have been 100% accurate in the past.
  This is the part that really frustrates me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of the wording here. Account ban? Sure, against TOS, etc. But affecting the device is a whole other story. Especially when prior account bans have come under dubious circumstances.
- youre not the exploitable target audience.
  like legit 100% evil intent, cant even argue against that
  
  The target audience still goes online. Generally Facebook and mumsnet. Wait til it happens to one of them and the stories go round like wildfire.
  With that market, especially at big luxury prices like a console, you exist solely on good faith.

Can’t wait for Yuzu 2 to come out.
- Apparently Torzo exists already!
  Also knowing how butthurt Nintendo is rn it probably means Switch 2 is vulnerable to emulation so not that long probably.

Wait, it doesn't appear to be the same within the EU.
Both the French and German EULA seems to say that if you alter a digital product, the digital product might be rendered unusable. Although my French and German is bad, so someone please double check.

Yeah, definitely gonna stop those pirates who soft/hardmod their systems and never connect to the Internet/run updates in order to dump their games or play pirated copies or whatever they wanna do! That'll stop them!
/s
Edit:
This seems to be more about their online account services and their updated privacy policy than anything else, but I still think my point stands, just not for this article.
- The problem is when a new game is released that requires an update to a later firmware version.
  I think I’ve had it before where the updates applied to the system from the game card.
  Unless I misunderstood what was happening. We will have to wait for someone to figure that out.
  I’m rooting for someone to home brew the switch 2 ASAP
  
  You'll probably have a while to wait.
  The Switch 1 was able to run homebrew due to a hardware exploit in the CPU which allowed injection of arbitrary code. The interesting thing about that vulnerability being that since it was a hardware vulnerability, it couldn't be patched out even after it was discovered.
  Following that incident, I'm sure Nintendo has been working especially hard to ensure there are no similar vulnerabilities existing on the Switch 2.
  That said, console hackers are an amazingly creative and talented bunch, so I wouldn't be surprised by anything.
  
  Firmware is dumped almost immediately as well, not a big deal to update a switch offline.

Well that's some fucking bullshit.

They're going to start breaking them as soon as the switch 3 is released I guarantee it.
Also this seems like I don't know not theft Maybe, but some crime.

I know it should have been earlier, but that really is the last straw for buying Nintendo products for me.
what a shame.

I don’t see how this is different from any other company. Xbox has forever done the same. I’m pretty sure Sony has too
- I don't see why I should be okay with that either.
- Hilarious that this comment is so far down, Lemmy can be such a circlejerk.
  Sony and Xbox absolutely reserve the right to brick your console. IIRC Sony bricks stolen Playstation consoles if they ever connect to the internet. This is nothing new.
  
  Yeah the Nintendo vitriol for the past month has been funny. I get it, companies are not our friends, and Nintendo has done a lot of shit to be mad at. The game keycards are dogwater, but this concept of buy cartridge and download the rest is not new. Sony and Xbox have literally done the same shit for years, and Nintendo did this with some large games on Switch 1.
  Another comment showed Sony will brick hacked consoles that get on the internet. Switch 1 also does this.
  The price sucks, but it's definitely tariffs, since the console is like a whole hundred dollars cheaper in Japan.
  If you wanna pirate/emulate, pirate/emulate. I just don't like pirating current gen consoles, and it's a hassle to do so on Switch 1 if you got a newer one. Plus switch emulation on steam deck seems to be iffy for some games... I pirate/emulate old consoles cause they're dead and they're not making money on them anyway. Sometimes you just want to buy a game and enjoy them, especially for online ones like Splatoon.
  I'll just wait for the price to be reasonable one day.
- Microsoft and Sony don't brick your console if you hacked it; they'll ban you from online services and possibly deny any warranty claims if you bricked it yourself by mistake, but they don't make your device a paper weight.
  
  Sony may not do it, the same way Nintendo might not do it either, but both reserve the right to do so
  Edit: If you take a look at the PLAYSTATION®5 SYSTEM SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT under "6. VIOLATION OF AGREEMENT; TERMINATION OF RIGHTS AND SIE INC REMEDIES", one of the possible actions they may take states:
  disabling use of this PS5 system online or offline

Can the Switch itself even be hacked to run pirated stuff? I honestly never looked since emulation of it came fairly quick. Bricking the Switch won't stop anyone emulating on a PC lol
- The very first model of the Switch can be soft-modded. Later revisions require a modchip.