Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought
Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought

Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought
Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought
"WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE"
I think I feel good about it.
Damn, just two days from retirement…
any chance we could move that to next week?
Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?
these estimates are going to change a billions of times and humans are probably not going to be there for the most of it.
All of it, they’re human estimates.
Oh no! I have concert tickets that day...
Well, it sure feels like forever.
Not fucking soon enough
Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That's 10^90 years.
Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans
Do you think you'd be able to save enough to retire by then?
idk, in this economy?
fuck fuck shit fuck
Just when I was gonna have as much money as bezos
Hopefully we can find a younger universe to move to by then.
Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar ..... again!
In all seriousness I wonder if GCal could schedule something this far in the future…
It requires 10^3 clicks
For comparison, if you had a deck of 52 playing cards and shuffled them into a random order, then checked a year later to see if they were in the same order as when you opened the box, reshuffled if they weren't, and repeated another year later, and so on...
We can use the cumulative distribution function of the geometric distribution 1 - (1 - p)k, where p is the per-trial probability and k is the number of trials, to find the chance that you'll find at least one correctly sorted deck from now until the time in this paper. There's a... Well, SageMath failed because of the exponent, but Wolfram Alpha tells me, uhhhhh...
Yeaaaaaaaaah, we're not going anywhere any time soon.
THE END IS NIGH!!!
On s Wednesday basically.
It's the last time we will say "It's Wednesday, my dudes!" and then finally be at peace.
Pack your bags.
Get your affairs in order.
I'm gonna first need to order some affairs.
looks like we’ve got 1078 years to figure out time travel
... Recently we found evidence that spacetime curvature alone without the need for an event horizon leads to black hole evaporation (... this is pair generation !). ...
Great ! Now tell me : what's the implications of this on cosmological spacetime curvature ?
::: spoiler the quote is from :
original article:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2410.14734
An upper limit to the lifetime of stellar remnants from gravitational pair production
:::
Universe is feeling that YOLO.