What devices would you Frankenstein together to make your perfect device?

For me it would likely be the RG351 series with the RG35XX and RG350M.

I love the AmberELEC firmware and the design of the RG35XX but I like how durable the RG350M felt.

With all that combined my only concern would be the screen getting scratched.

What about you? What chimera abomination of a device would you want to see? A Steam Deck combined with an RG280M so you can play PSP games with ultra settings on the go? A RG351V combined with a Odin Lite because you just love woodgrain?

I wanted to ask this question because I feel like a lot of the time I only change devices for one or two reasons which can kind of be disappointing and occasionally has me go back to something else or at least not sell it right away.