i'll take it slow
i'll take it slow
i'll take it slow
The missing info here is that his gut it not fat, it's all piss, and his friend is out of frame about to jump on him.
But what if I want to pee harder and better?
Are you daft, punk?
Daft peenk
Do the same stretch but only one leg. The other leg must be behind your head though.
How's the aim?
Piss poor.
An improvement then?
Don't need aim when sitting down, like you should be doing.
hard pass. to truly empty the bladder I gotta stand. Must be my narrah yareathra. Ah yup.
As if I can't miss when I sit.
This implies you can pee faster but weaker and stronger but slower...
Hydration + flomax + l + ratio + curse of the nile
Thanks BonerWizard
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If that really worked you'd be able to see the piss stream coming out through his shorts.