Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo!
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You know, the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and existed in that time, you'd think it would been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point:
And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in its paw. And the disciples did run a-screamin'. "What a big fucking lizard, Lord!"
"I'm sure gonna mention this in my book," Luke said. > "Well, I'm sure gonna mention it in my book," Matthew said.
But Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat fuckin' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
-- Bill Hicks
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Certified hood classic. This one triggered an ex coworker so bad, the rest of us were desperately looking for a suitable plushie to adopt as the team mascot, "Big Brownie."
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Fuckig up? How? Didn't dinosaurs become extinct long before the Earth was even created?
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Well, technically. Chickens, turtles, alligators, crocodiles and more are descendants of prehistoric creatures, so some say that as they have dinosaur heritage, they are, for humourous purposes, dinosaurs.
Edit: I have read your comment properly and have voluntarily taken my place as the dented head dude in the adjacent meme
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Only birds are. Crocodilians are archosaurs but not dinosaurs. Turtles are less related and other reptiles even less related. Mammals diverged before that, and amphibians arent even amniotes.
But yeah birds are the only extant dinosaurs
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Well, technically.
for humourous purposes
Chose one. Because technically, entirely for humorous purposes, I can upcast (sorry for C++ terminology, but I have no idea how it is called among normal people) you to some prehistoric amoeba and therefore declare that "I won't argue with something so stupid"
:)
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Are you talking about science or religion? If the former, how could dinosaurs exist without Earth?
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they're taking shots at Young Earth Creationists, who believe the Earth has only been around by 6 to 10 thousand years. YECs come up with all sorts of "interesting" and "creative" ways to dismiss hard evidence like fossil records and such like. None of it actually makes any real sense if you don't buy into their particular brand of crazy.
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is this Netanyahu
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"Big brown cunt" is how I call my bussy
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