Got some more folks??
Got some more folks??
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her!
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#unclejokes
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Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I've had dates that would have loved that one.
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If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll
Edit. So I called my gf and used it:
Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What's bigger than a tuna?Her: i... Don't know. What?
Me: A threena!
Long pause.
Her: that was... that was very nice. Very very nice. I don't know what to do now because of how nice that was ...
Her: Are you done?
Me: Yeah, that's all I got.
Success!
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Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)
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What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?
The ding dongs
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
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That's my favorite messenger
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That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol
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Always keep a spare strap on in my car
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Oh gosh darn, they're focked!
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I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Astyanax Mexicanus
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*Astyanax Mexcanus
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