Your bloodline ends here
Your bloodline ends here
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I'm honestly pretty tired of "horny bard" jokes. Yes, bards are horny, but so is just about every other class. Why do you think a wizard spent hours learning how to charm people? Have you ever seen a paladin with chastity as one of their tenets? Warlocks are into magical findom. Monks have mastered the Open Palm with quick motions. And we all know what druids are getting up to.
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A true bard would get his wiwi chopped off and immediately learn how to give the most mind-blowing oral you've ever felt, and continue seducing people for the love of the game.
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Whats that guillotine used for cutting off? That hole is far too small for a neck to fit.
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The post title might give you a hint
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He's asking "Oh fuck. Oh shit. Why. Why is that hole for the neck so small? Ah fuck no."
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Wouldn't the bard just seduce the executioners?
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