uhhh let me be bear
36 0 Replyuhhh, let me tank here
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We were quarantining before it was cool 😤
31 0 Replyobama but he's well hydrated:
uhhh let me pee clear
27 0 ReplyObama as an ice sculpture: uhh let me be clear
26 0 ReplyThat was a fun day/couple of days.
21 0 ReplyObama but it's pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer
20 0 Replyuhh let me be fear here
19 0 Reply(cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter
19 0 ReplyIs the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit
17 0 Reply"uhh, let me ghee sear" iirc but yours is good too
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That was me!
You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.
“Uhh, let me ghee sear”
5 0 Reply:leo-point: thank you
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obama trying to pass a drug test: uhhh let me pee clear
16 0 Reply16 0 ReplyI remember the diorama at the Richard Gere Museum
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Obama but he's auditioning for a Shakespeare play: Uhhhh let me read Lear
Obama but he's obsessed with the latest Zelda game: Uhhhh let me play Tears
15 0 ReplyObama but he's ordering venison: Uhhhh let me eat deer
14 0 ReplyObama but he's auditioning for a part in the movie Downfall: Uhhhh let me play Speer
14 0 ReplyObama but he's really into ass play: Uhhhh let me lick rear
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Obama but his beverage is too warm
"Uhhh, let me freeze beer"
14 0 ReplyObama but he drank a lot of coffee before a long drive.
"Uhhh let me pee here."
14 0 Replyobama but he's putting on his reading glasses: Uhhhh let me see near
13 0 ReplyObama
13 0 ReplyObama but he's the Riddler: Uhhhh, riddle me this
Wait guys let me work on this one . . .
12 0 ReplyObama, but he's trained with the Bene Gesserit: "Uhhh, let me face fear"
12 0 ReplyObama but he's doing poorly in the FPS he's playing.
"Uhhh let me beat F.E.A.R."
11 0 ReplyObama as a drummer: uhhhh, let me beat here
10 0 Replyone of the best moments the sub every had
Death to America
10 0 ReplyObama driving a car with a broken automatic transmission: uhhh let me D gear
9 0 ReplyThe two genders
9 0 ReplyObama with a brand new pair of glasses: Uhh, let me see near
8 0 ReplyUmm, you did not turn that wheel!
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