You gotta look good for all the depictions of you being tormented, that people put in their buildings.

Who has 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 23 nails?

Nailed? I am confused, why do all the other books that came out before John imply hung with ropes? Why can't anyone keep the story straight for this supposed event? Pretty big difference between having nails driven into you and a rope tied around your hand. If I saw this happening to anyone I would remember.

Guess it is hard to remember the details when you are spinning yarns with zero facts behind them.

I'm not religious, but I do think it's a bit dark. Or even more dark. When my family doesn't practice Christianity in the first place.