Anon finds love
Anon finds love
Anon finds love
This person is real and legitimately mentally unwell. I found them like seven months ago on Twitter when I used to use it. They would post like all day and talk constantly about how they are the new Jesus, that they love incest, and how elon musk is evil and trump is a god genius.
If I remember right I'm pretty sure they also commented about not taking their meds anymore and said something about being schizophrenic.
Edit: found one more snip and probably the most concerning one
Plot twist: the “sister” is actually just one of his schizo personalities and he’s just jerking off
Even though it's often confused schizophrenia is not about having multiple personalties. That's a completely distinct and way much rarer mental disorder. Schizophrenia is mainly about having hallucination (most commonly auditory) and fixed false believes (delusions).
schizo affective disorders ≠ disassociative identity disorders (previously known as multiple personality disorder)
DID is a much different disorder and doesn't work like that.
Totally plausible idea
Omega OOF
downvoted because i dont want anyone else to see this
Your boos me nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer
Luigi x Toad romcom fanfics are art thank you very much.
They knew what they were getting into coming here.
Upvoted because I can’t be the last to hold the burden of reading this. I just fucking can’t, man.
Shouldn't have commented then
That last sentence kills me. "The big, dumb corporation was in our bedroom, holding a gun to our head! They made us bang!"
Honest mistake
Def. Happens to the worst of us.
First of all: What the fuck.
Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Finally: This feels fake af.
Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn't still live at home with their parents. And if they do they're going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.
You can also tell it's fake because it's from 4chan.
Yes but I can't figure out the and gay part
fake: anon had sex
gay: anon's sister is actually just an imaginary friend and he was just masturbaring (touching a dick, which is gay)
It's amazing how calling the company and double checking wasn't step one.
Step 1 fuck your sister
Step 2 Sue 23 and me
Step 3 ???
Step 4 profit?
An image from 2023 with the quality of one from the '00s lol
I’m pretty sure I read the same or a similar story years earlier than that, so I’m pretty sure it’s a screenshot of a repost
Sounds like 23andme did you a solid.
You can’t deny love!
What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.
Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company
Aren't they already shutting down?
No they found a buyer. So now they have all the DNA, yay
How would they know he got someone else's results just via one phone call?
fake and gay
It's good to swear off the internet first thing on the weekend. Now we can go back to living our lives.
Hey its me, your internet.