MRW a nice old lady compliments me on my lobes while in line at Meijers

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I love the various "you don't have the LOBES" lines in ferengi culture, always makes me laugh
Ferengi act SO much more human than the humans in Star Trek.

It's distracting at times.
- It's insidious
It's usually older ladies that ask me about my piercings and head tattoo...
- I'm just out here trying to get some oo-mox and ramen but I already ate the ramen ;⁠)
Midwest gang rise up!
- Meijers
  
  Tell me you're from the Midwest without telling me you're from the Midwest.
  
  As long as the don't say Walmarts, you're safe. That's the point where they cross the event horizon into a Midwest Singularity, an anomaly from which only one sound can escape. "Ope"

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