Trump valued holdings at 'whatever number' he picked, Michael Cohen testifies
Trump valued holdings at 'whatever number' he picked, Michael Cohen testifies
Donald Trump's former lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen testified on Tuesday that he manipulated the values of the former U.S. president's real estate properties to match "whatever number Mr. Trump told us."
Just like his magic '215' weight. That dude is easily over 300 pounds.
95 2 Replyto be fair the loaded diaper adds 10 pounds
51 1 ReplySo he's 215 with ten full diapers?
I feel like he's more full of shit than that.
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Source??
1 19 ReplyI am 215, obly 6 feet tall, and I look an emaciated soccer player compared to him.
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The banks that helped him do this ought to be charged with fraud (at a minimum) as well. Most were not victims, they were conspirators.
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45 0 ReplyTrying and failing to commit fraud is still fraud. Trying and failing to overturn a free and fair election is still a crime.
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He basically admitted as much when he said his networth can change based on how he feels.
31 0 ReplyI can't wait for that piece of shit to land in jail
Oh right he never will
28 6 ReplyWhy are you so certain he’ll avoid time in the big house?
6 3 ReplyI think Childish Gambino had a song about this subject.
8 1 ReplyHow many countless treasonous things has he done already and he still walks free? Best we'll get is some house arrest or something
2 1 ReplyBecause they are stupid. He probably won't ever go to prison, but only an idiot would state it as fact.
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Michael Cohen's two finger salute is comin' right atcha, Donnie boy!
*E: me splel mikul gud
9 2 ReplySo let's decide how many years he gets based on 'whatever number' we want.
7 0 ReplyMichael Cohen was one of millions and millions of people who thought, and in ever increasing numbers still think, correctly, that the 2020 Presidential Election was RIGGED & STOLLEN, AND OUR COUNTRY IS BEING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BECAUSE OF IT!!! MR. COHEN WAS NOT MY ATTORNEY, AND NEVER WAS.
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